fools rush in

Once I’d entertained a few interesting scenarios that my imagination conjured up, I sat back with my book, listening to the stranger belt out random lyrics. And it made me smile.

video-graphatico-licious

I can’t even afford botox so I’m gonna have to hit myself just enough to cause slight swelling.

It came from the swamp

I once ate a live snail, picked straight from the swamp. We should stop talking about it because now I’ve got that terrible feeling that a snail lives inside me all over again…

not cool, Robert Frost

You got air coming through your nose, you got a heart beat.. that means it’s time to do something!

and now, LIVE… it’s Friday!

We survived another week of all the shenannigans of our lives over here. Tuesday’s Big Event went off without a hitch. It was a very teen-populated place over here. I’d tell you what it was that they got up to, but then I’d be breaking the first rule of what it is they got up to. (Yes. THAT.)

one.word.friday

for your amusement and in the attempt to keep from covering my ears and cowering until the screech of preteen girls running around my neighbourhood stops, let us play:

that’s not normal (volume 108)

so now we have a hedgehog.  her name is Marvin. she’s blind in one eye, which kind of creeps me out. i’m not sure what i was thinking when i opted for a hedgehog. maybe Sonic video games did it …

hostage

And that, my friends, is why I don’t wear those funky black capris anymore.

They are from the devil.

deathcold 2011

You might think I’m overreacting, but I’m telling you, it’s serious. The signs are all there. My nose has been asphyxiated by snot. My nostrils are raw and battered by the tissues I had jammed up there when my nose was drowning itself….

branded

Instead of the gas can and the hitchhiking, freedom and independent Betty Boop tattoo, I had what looked like aging alcoholic Betty leaning on an invisible motorcycle. YES—the motorcycle was missing!