Little boy blue and the man in the moon

You fall a little bit in love with your child the moment the little life is noted inside you. Continue reading

and i don’t wanna miss a thing

I assured them that I’m not a psycho axe murderer, or well, any kind of axe murderer at all.
I think they feel good having that clarified. Continue reading

Sojourner’s Song

The note said, “Here is the road you must take. Be joyful and at peace.” This journey I am on is not about me. It is me. Continue reading

It came from the swamp

I once ate a live snail, picked straight from the swamp. We should stop talking about it because now I’ve got that terrible feeling that a snail lives inside me all over again… Continue reading

what is this? some kind of basement time machine?

Where else can you go to play pingpong with Gandalf?
He’s always so cocky with his “you shall not pass”, and then I get all up in his grill, whip around with a spin so fast it causes him to stumble back like the lash of the Balrog and smash the ball past him and say “who’s passing NOW Biatch? Continue reading

update THIS!

It’s Saturday. Coffee is flowing and bacon has been consumed. Everything necessary has been done, so I’m thinking of wandering the farm for a while this afternoon, or alternately, cozying up with a few books. What are you reading these … Continue reading

that’s not normal (volume 108)

so now we have a hedgehog.  her name is Marvin. she’s blind in one eye, which kind of creeps me out. i’m not sure what i was thinking when i opted for a hedgehog. maybe Sonic video games did it … Continue reading

let it snow

wednesday: anyhow then Christmas came and it was busy and lazy and  we had so much fun even though i lost our ping pong championship so very disgracefully (wearing my son’s wifebeater, while Gangnam Style played in the background) but … Continue reading