fools rush in

Once I’d entertained a few interesting scenarios that my imagination conjured up, I sat back with my book, listening to the stranger belt out random lyrics. And it made me smile. Continue reading

It came from the swamp

I once ate a live snail, picked straight from the swamp. We should stop talking about it because now I’ve got that terrible feeling that a snail lives inside me all over again… Continue reading

the Big Event

Tomorrow, something is going to happen at my house. I’m not sure what that something is, exactly. I’ve heard a few rumours and some vague descriptions.
I know there were rumours of a Facebook Group. I heard about 25 confirmed guests and another 25+ on the “maybe” list. No one, I gather, said no.
I don’t recall saying “yes”. Continue reading

that’s not normal (volume 108)

so now we have a hedgehog.  her name is Marvin. she’s blind in one eye, which kind of creeps me out. i’m not sure what i was thinking when i opted for a hedgehog. maybe Sonic video games did it … Continue reading

smokey and the bandit

What with this being my week off and all, I’ve decided that I’ll only post about funny things and generally happy times. Because hey, it’s my holidaze. Last night, we were down at the Pier, having dinner and a really … Continue reading

branded

Instead of the gas can and the hitchhiking, freedom and independent Betty Boop tattoo, I had what looked like aging alcoholic Betty leaning on an invisible motorcycle. YES—the motorcycle was missing! Continue reading